He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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