Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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