Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I need moral support for this bender
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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