I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
where am i from again
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sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
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Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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