she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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