This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Randomize
