I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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