if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Randomize
