It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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