You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
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No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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