Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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