...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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