We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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