i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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