uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
