Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
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Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.