he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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