Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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