Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
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you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
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I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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