my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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