I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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