One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
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I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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