He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
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My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
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I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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