fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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