Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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