She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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