So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
