3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
My bed smells like the plague
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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