Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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