glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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