Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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