And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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