Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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