I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
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Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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