After last night, I could never be a politician.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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