when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
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its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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