it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
it hurts more in the daytime
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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