They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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