at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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