I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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