i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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