Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
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if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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