Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
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The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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