Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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