Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
God I need to hump something, right now.
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