I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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