yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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