i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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