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(925): View more from California

So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.

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(361): View more from Texas

Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.

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(917): View more from New York City

I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary

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(702): View more from Nevada

Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it

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(703): View more from Virginia

But we have bathrooms and they dont

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