Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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