she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
If that was your dad, he is hot
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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