waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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