My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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