There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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