billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
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For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
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