I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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