I haven't been this sober since birth.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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