STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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