is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.