I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Randomize
